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The Ghost of the Food Stains band

A running joke about food stains becomes a mock‑band name.

6:31 → 6:46 · 15.1 s · excitement 41 · confidence 0.90

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
Bella Ramsey · 2026-08-12
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  2. Transcript3 speaker labels
  3. Analysis9 chapters · 5 clips
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  1. 1. Spork mandatory for the pasta salad
  2. 2. Coffee‑infused dessert dream
  3. 3. The Ghost of the Food Stains band
  4. 4. Chef’s kiss rant
  5. 5. Ice‑T T‑shirt joke

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Episode analysis

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Chapters
  1. Intro & Guest Reveal
    Ed and James open the show and announce Bella Ramsey as the guest.
  2. Secret Ingredient Banter
    The hosts joke about a secret ingredient and Bella's pudding from Richard Herring’s menu.
  3. Menu Introduction & Horns
    Hosts welcome Bella, play the horns, and launch the Off‑Menu menu segment.
  4. Starter – Sparkling or Still Water
    Bella chooses sparkling water as her starter, sparking a debate about sparkling vs still.
  5. Main Course – Pasta Salad
    The trio discuss Bella’s main course: a cold pasta salad with mayo and pepper.
  6. Side Dish – Crispy Rice with Avocado
    Bella describes her side dish of crispy rice topped with avocado.
  7. Drink – Fresh Orange Juice
    Bella picks a litre of freshly squeezed orange juice as her drink.
  8. Dessert – Coffee Ice Cream on Coffee Cake
    Bella’s dessert is coffee ice‑cream on coffee cake with espresso and chocolate‑covered beans.
  9. Wrap‑up & Goodbyes
    Hosts thank Bella, recap the menu and sign off.
Speakers
  1. 37%James Acaster
    host · self introduction · 0.98
    Evidence
  2. 36%Bella Ramsey
    guest · named by host · 0.99
    Evidence
  3. 28%Ed Gamble
    host · addressed by name · 0.96
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Topics
Cozy furniture ad2%
Coffee ice‑cream dessert1%
Sparkling water debate1%
Spork requirement for main course1%
Pasta salad main course1%
Fresh orange juice drink0%
Bella's pudding as secret ingredient0%
Crispy rice with avocado side dish0%
Style
Format
Interview
Tone
playful, banter‑heavy comedy
Pacing
Moderate · 31.9 turns/min · 236 wpm
Recurring
Off Menu Menu, Dream Menu, Ad reads
Confidence
0.94
Quality
LoudnessOK-15.8 LUFSPodcast targets sit around −16 to −14
True peakCheck0.8 dBTPAbove 0 dBTP: may clip after encoding
Noise floor-68.1 dBFS
Ad reads1 host read · Cozy